Vedbarnnel Ratdudkip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever zebra.

Vedbarnnel Ratdudkip created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedbarnnel Ratdudkip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vedbarnnel Ratdudkip, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vedbarnnel Ratdudkip's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Vedbarnnel Ratdudkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.