Kanteendan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent eagle.

Kanteendan created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanteendan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kanteendan, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kanteendan's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kanteendan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never feed bread to aardvarks while wearing corsets.

4. Do not take Kanteendan's name in vain.

5. Never eat cherries.