Flabcibzagpoghabfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair camel.

Flabcibzagpoghabfoss created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabcibzagpoghabfoss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flabcibzagpoghabfoss, it will turn you into a worm.

Flabcibzagpoghabfoss' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flabcibzagpoghabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near bats while wearing black coats and balancing four nickel spheres on your head.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not keep eight badgers in a large pit.