Bigvabcib is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, weak
wasp.
Bigvabcib created matter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bigvabcib, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Bigvabcib, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Bigvabcib's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Bigvabcib's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry great tits.
2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Never mention horses.
4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.
5. Bigvabcib must be the most important thing in your life.