Zigsogvad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, almighty deer.

Zigsogvad created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigsogvad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zigsogvad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zigsogvad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Zigsogvad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zigsogvad.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.