Cubtomjatsin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, temperamental seal.

Cubtomjatsin created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cubtomjatsin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cubtomjatsin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cubtomjatsin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cubtomjatsin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cubtomjatsin five times a day.

2. Worship no other gods but Cubtomjatsin.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.