Sterratgam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous crow.

Sterratgam created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterratgam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sterratgam, she will torture you forever.

Sterratgam's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sterratgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always wear indigo.