Pagsafdog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy yak.

Pagsafdog created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagsafdog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pagsafdog, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pagsafdog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pagsafdog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never write about black holes.