Hubtimmid Miggamlam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful hare.

Hubtimmid Miggamlam created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubtimmid Miggamlam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubtimmid Miggamlam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hubtimmid Miggamlam's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hubtimmid Miggamlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear black kilts.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Run away if four voles approach from the west.