Himquagdib Sinjenhom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, idiotic parrot.

Himquagdib Sinjenhom created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himquagdib Sinjenhom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Himquagdib Sinjenhom, he will turn you into a plant.

Himquagdib Sinjenhom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Himquagdib Sinjenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Do not cook food in pots.