Gamaflam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering raccoon.

Gamaflam created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamaflam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamaflam, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gamaflam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gamaflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not take Gamaflam's name in vain.

5. Do not kill geese.