Dudbossgab Nabpidkam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate jackal.

Dudbossgab Nabpidkam created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Dudbossgab Nabpidkam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dudbossgab Nabpidkam, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dudbossgab Nabpidkam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dudbossgab Nabpidkam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dudbossgab Nabpidkam.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not chop down trees.