Wadbadfabkenxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, generous hydra.

Wadbadfabkenxuc created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbadfabkenxuc, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadbadfabkenxuc, he will turn you into a worm.

Wadbadfabkenxuc's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wadbadfabkenxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. You must pray to Wadbadfabkenxuc three times a day.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Always look after injured gulls.