Quafdaplad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless yak.

Quafdaplad created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafdaplad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quafdaplad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Quafdaplad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quafdaplad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.

5. Never hurt snakes.