Bigdagjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving monkey.

Bigdagjarn created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bigdagjarn, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bigdagjarn, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bigdagjarn's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bigdagjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Do not cook food in pots.