Veghubpoprakrutwotgil is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow turtle.

Veghubpoprakrutwotgil created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Veghubpoprakrutwotgil, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veghubpoprakrutwotgil, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Veghubpoprakrutwotgil's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Veghubpoprakrutwotgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veghubpoprakrutwotgil.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.