Kentonsas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable shark.

Kentonsas created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kentonsas, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kentonsas, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kentonsas' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kentonsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Hide from indigo gulls for they are unholy.