Largkangod is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil
alligator.
Largkangod created time and space two years ago.
If you believe in
Largkangod, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Largkangod, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Largkangod's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Largkangod's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never feed lots of peas to nematodes while wearing magenta jumpers.
3. Always obey Largkangod's priests.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not wear lead on your body.