Stragdogsab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sage squirrel.

Stragdogsab created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Stragdogsab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragdogsab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stragdogsab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Stragdogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never sit in the presence of otters.

3. Do not take Stragdogsab's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Pray towards the west.