Quambotwod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, witty parrot.

Quambotwod created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quambotwod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quambotwod, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Quambotwod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Quambotwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never think about planets.