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He takes the form of a slim, pitiless donkey.

Betbetlad Cadrowdidbog created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betbetlad Cadrowdidbog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Betbetlad Cadrowdidbog, he will turn you into a duck.

Betbetlad Cadrowdidbog's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Betbetlad Cadrowdidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never paint your feet mauve.