Gamdussad Bessvedcip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental mongoose.

Gamdussad Bessvedcip created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamdussad Bessvedcip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamdussad Bessvedcip, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gamdussad Bessvedcip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gamdussad Bessvedcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.