Fumyattstig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonest wombat.

Fumyattstig created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumyattstig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fumyattstig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fumyattstig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fumyattstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.