Mitgunstipgomweejon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonest naga.

Mitgunstipgomweejon created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitgunstipgomweejon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mitgunstipgomweejon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mitgunstipgomweejon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Mitgunstipgomweejon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing blue kilts.

2. Hide if six pigs approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mitgunstipgomweejon.

5. Do not listen to music.