Wotcubcetzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful crocodile.

Wotcubcetzod created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotcubcetzod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wotcubcetzod, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wotcubcetzod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wotcubcetzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near porpoises.

2. Run away from magenta pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Do not commit murder.