Wandabtik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, proud octopus.

Wandabtik created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wandabtik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wandabtik, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wandabtik's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Wandabtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Worship no other gods but Wandabtik.

5. Hide from magenta ants for they are unholy.