Botditgidbusfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical armadillo.

Botditgidbusfly created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Botditgidbusfly, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botditgidbusfly, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Botditgidbusfly's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Botditgidbusfly's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Botditgidbusfly.

2. Hide from blue nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Botditgidbusfly must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Botditgidbusfly in the centre of the settlement.