Farnlanpodbun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, blissful turtle.

Farnlanpodbun created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnlanpodbun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farnlanpodbun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Farnlanpodbun's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Farnlanpodbun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always help otters in need.