Cinbonkcib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, proud wasp.

Cinbonkcib created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinbonkcib, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cinbonkcib, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cinbonkcib's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cinbonkcib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cinbonkcib on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cinbonkcib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always obey Cinbonkcib's priests.

5. Do not cook food in pots.