Sinlatlat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, witty frog.

Sinlatlat created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinlatlat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sinlatlat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sinlatlat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sinlatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near otters.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing fawn coats and balancing nine iron spheres on your face.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sinlatlat.