Neltargtab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty spider.

Neltargtab created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neltargtab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Neltargtab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Neltargtab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Neltargtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Neltargtab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing white dresses.

5. Never feed limes to pigs while wearing hats.