Vendotmon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, irritating lobster.

Vendotmon created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vendotmon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vendotmon, it will turn you into a dog.

Vendotmon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Vendotmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing turquoise coats and balancing three silicon spheres on your arms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Vendotmon loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Vendotmon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.