Misloopbabyarpxucflowxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fussy seal.

Misloopbabyarpxucflowxuck created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Misloopbabyarpxucflowxuck, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Misloopbabyarpxucflowxuck, she will turn you into a duck.

Misloopbabyarpxucflowxuck's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Misloopbabyarpxucflowxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never wear yellow trousers.

5. Always help swans in need.