Gebbapfem is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, calm rat.

Gebbapfem created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Gebbapfem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gebbapfem, she will turn you into a frog.

Gebbapfem's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gebbapfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Gebbapfem loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Never eat bark.