Busgigsandtad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain raven.

Busgigsandtad created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Busgigsandtad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Busgigsandtad, he will ignore you.

Busgigsandtad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Busgigsandtad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Busgigsandtad.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed carrots to foxes while wearing green scarves.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.