Nuttcussart is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, happy manatee.

Nuttcussart created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcussart, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nuttcussart, he will be very sad.

Nuttcussart's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nuttcussart's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttcussart.