Mitfarnbif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable wolf.

Mitfarnbif created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitfarnbif, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mitfarnbif, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mitfarnbif's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mitfarnbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple boots.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mitfarnbif on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Mitfarnbif loves moths, so they must be respected.