Popnutjip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud swallow.

Popnutjip created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Popnutjip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Popnutjip, she will turn you into a dog.

Popnutjip's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Popnutjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Popnutjip on top of important buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink alcohol.