Hivengab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, amazing cow.

Hivengab created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivengab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hivengab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hivengab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hivengab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide if six badgers approach from the north.