Motbugmip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, slow deer.

Motbugmip created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motbugmip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Motbugmip, it will turn you into a rat.

Motbugmip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Motbugmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away from pink great tits, for they are unholy.