Didfodgid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental walrus.

Didfodgid created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didfodgid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Didfodgid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Didfodgid's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Didfodgid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Put Didfodgid first in all things.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.