Rawflattar is a god.
He takes the form of a large, selfish jellyfish.
Rawflattar created snails three billion years ago.
If you believe in Rawflattar, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in Rawflattar, he will turn you into a goat.
Rawflattar's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Rawflattar's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Rawflattar on top of all buildings.
3. Always obey Rawflattar's priests.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never run near swans.