Wikbeststrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful hedgehog.

Wikbeststrag created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wikbeststrag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wikbeststrag, he will laugh at you.

Wikbeststrag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wikbeststrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.