Sishadflat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart wyrm.

Sishadflat created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Sishadflat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sishadflat, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sishadflat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sishadflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms violet.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must love Sishadflat.