Sawquillrat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, generous wyvern.

Sawquillrat created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sawquillrat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sawquillrat, it will turn you into a snail.

Sawquillrat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sawquillrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never paint your chest black.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Never think about dark energy near eagles while wearing red shirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.