Bogomtyam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident bird.

Bogomtyam created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Bogomtyam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogomtyam, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bogomtyam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bogomtyam's Holy Commandments

1. Bogomtyam loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Put Bogomtyam first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not covet oxen.