Sterragtap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent seal.

Sterragtap created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterragtap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sterragtap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sterragtap's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sterragtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never feed onions to snakes while wearing purple boots.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Never laugh in holy places.