Abbusdut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic meerkat.

Abbusdut created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abbusdut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Abbusdut, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Abbusdut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Abbusdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.