Matmigbeg is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate
snail.
Matmigbeg created the universe three million years ago.
If you believe in
Matmigbeg, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Matmigbeg, he will come to you in dreams.
Matmigbeg's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Matmigbeg's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Matmigbeg.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Worship no other gods but Matmigbeg.
4. Matmigbeg loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.
5. Hide if four shrews approach from the east.