Rutbinlig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic wolf.

Rutbinlig created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutbinlig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutbinlig, it will turn you into a duck.

Rutbinlig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rutbinlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.